December 2011
When my mom is cooking, I don't help her.
I just go sit at the table like
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Someday,
I’m going to introduce you to my parents, and we’re going to have a sleep over, I’m going to wake up next to you SMILING. I’m going to tickle you until you wake up. After we’re awake, we can cook waffles together. After that we can just go back to bed and make videos or take pictures together. We can play video games or simply just watch t.v. I can introduce you to all my best friends and show...
Speaking 2 languages in a sentence because you're...
That moment when your parents actually say yes
I like talking to you.
takeiteasyandsmile:
It’s like every time we do talk, I end up laugh or smiling. Even if we’re fighting or something over the silliest things, I probably could never take you seriously. You’re cute. The way you talk to me. How you laugh and just the way you are. It’s great, more like amazing. When I talk to you it’s like everything else doesn’t matter. Like I said, I like talking to you, I really...
black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
everyone: RACIST!
When your teachers extends a due date
Growing up too fast.
takeiteasyandsmile:
We’re all in our teenage years right now, wishing that we could go back and live the easy life of being a little kid again. I hate seeing all of these current elementary and early middle schoolers wearing lots of make up, having cell phones, cussing, smoking, and talking about sex. What are you doing? You guys better live up your childhood while you still can, because us...
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